Thursday, November 10, 2011

Boobie Bands

All throughout the month of October, we celebrate Breast Cancer Awareness by making everything pink. And by everything, I mean everything. The NFL incorporates pink in everything from the kicker’s cleats to the referee’s hat. I’m sorry to digress by bringing up last month’s festivities, but I can’t help but notice all of the boobie bands around school. If you are an 8th grade boy and don’t have a boobie band, then you are no one.

You may be asking, “What is a boobie band?” Welp, here it is:



Bands with the word “boobie”… how clever.

Teenage boys will use any excuse to have the word “boobie” around their wrist all day long. Why not add another distraction to their already perverted little minds?

If you think I’m being frank, visit a public junior high and just listen to the conversations. You may be surprised that it only takes a little boobie band to gain excitement (excuse the disgusting pun).

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