Noshember

Men will do anything for attention. They act like women are the crazies that dress provocatively in hopes to cause a few stares. While this may or may not be true, men are just as guilty. 

Exhibit A: "swagger." Have you ever noticed that men walk around like they own the place? It's like saying, "I have a Y chromosome; watch out." Well, I'm not impressed. Take your swagger to another establishment.

Exhibit B: territory issues. Men take up too much space. There is no need to sprawl themselves all over the couch, table, car, bed, etc. Also, just because it's Sunday, Monday night, Thursday night, or all day Saturday doesn't mean the TV has to be on football. There is a life outside of sports. Shocker. 

Exhibit C: "No Shave November." Otherwise known as "Noshember," men (and some disgusting women) decided to give their razor blades a break for an entire month. Yuck. Good luck finding anyone to smooch. 

Apparently, men have no shame in "Noshember."